The Fat Teacher
1. There once lived a teacher that’s fat,
She sat on the whole mat,
She covered the ground and made a sound,
And sounded like rat,
All the kids stared at her and acted like a cat.
Lock
2. There once was a kid called Lock,
He carried a lot of rocks,
He dropped it on the ground,
And he saw that they were brown,
He ran sobbing to Mr Wok.
A limerick has to be crazy. 1,2,5 have to rhyme and 3 and 4 has to rhyme also it must have 5 lines.
Like hickory dickey dock