Limerick

The Fat Teacher

1. There once lived a teacher that’s fat,

She sat on the whole mat,

She covered the ground and made a sound,

And sounded like rat,

All the kids stared at her and acted like a cat.

Lock

2. There once was a kid called Lock,

He carried a lot of rocks,

He dropped it on the ground,

And he saw that they were brown,

He ran sobbing to Mr Wok.

A limerick has to be crazy. 1,2,5 have to rhyme and 3 and 4 has to rhyme also it must have 5 lines.

Like hickory dickey dock